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Indulge in the most outrageously hilarious and mouth-watering cookies, handcrafted with love by our talented bakers at the Inappropriate Pastry Palace. We embrace the art of audacious pastry-making, infusing our treats with a playful twist that will leave you giggling. Each cookie is meticulously crafted with unique, jaw-dropping charm that's guaranteed to bring a mischievous smile to your face. Let us satisfy your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone simultaneously. Bite after bite, you'll experience the exceptional quality and bold creativity that sets us apart.


We offer local delivery and pick-up options to ensure your utmost satisfaction. 

If you have a specific date in mind, let us know, and we'll make sure our bakers work their magic to meet your desires. 

If you forget to specify; your cookies will be freshly baked on our next production day, guaranteeing optimal taste and texture.


For our valued customers across the country, we bake and ship every Tuesday and Wednesday. This ensures peak freshness and preserves the outrageousness of our cookies during their journey. You can trust that the anticipation will only amplify the flavor explosion!

All cookies are special order and are not available in store. 

All orders will be ready after 4pm on the day specified, unless otherwise noted with 72hrs notice. ALL ORDERS REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF 48HRS NOTICE and are subject to scheduling availability. 


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