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The Inappropriate Pastry Palace

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A collection of all of our most inappropriate baked goods for all of your naughty needs! 

PLEASE LEAVE DATE FOR FUTURE ORDERS IN THE NOTES SECTION. ALL ORDERS WILL BE READY AFTER 4PM TUESDAY - FRIDAY.

IF YOU ORDER AND DO NOT SELECT A DAY YOUR COOKIES WILL BE READY THE FOLLOWING BUSINESS DAY AFTER 4PM

FOR OUT OF TOWN ORDERS HEADING AROUND THE PROVINCE THEY ARE SHIPPED OUT THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY AFTER YOUR ORDER! UNLESS IT IS A PRIORITY SHIP, THOSE WILL BE SHIPPED AFTER THE NEXT POSSIBLE PRODUCTION RUN. 

All of our cookies are made with Ontario flour, Ontario free range eggs, and Ontario Butter. While none of these cookies contain any nuts we are NOT a nut free facility and we bake with nuts often, while we take great care and time to clean our equipment and areas we can not guarantee a nut free cookie in anyway. 

 

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