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The Inappropriate Pastry Palace

TAKING ORDERS FOR JAN 20TH AND BEYOND!

A collection of all of our most inappropriate baked goods for all of your naughty needs! 

Available for pre order only and will not be ready the same day of purchase. ALL inappropriate pastry orders MUST go through our website and will not be taken via message. This is due to volume of orders. 

Each order is bagged and tagged and made to look all pretty in a clear cookie bag. Only local delivery is available currently.

LAST DATE TO ORDER FOR 2020 IS DECEMBER 18TH (Due to a renovation in our store to help serve everyone better in a pandemic)

Store is currently under construction and the bakers are baking the cookies for photos. 

The Inappropriate Pastry Palace
Have you ever just wanted to send someone a bag of dicks or tell them to eat a dick in the sweete...
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6 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a cat's ass finished with royal icing. 
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6 Delicious sugar cookies cut into the shape of a vagina and finished with royal icing and a touc...
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4 of our delicious scratch made very large tittie cookies finished with royal icing. 
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6 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut into a poop emoji and finished with royal incin...
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4 very large delicious scratch made sugar cookies in the shape of some sweet booties finished wit...
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6 assorted inappropriate delicious scratch made sugar cookies finished with royal icing. 
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Available in a half dozen or a dozen. These are bakers choice on inappropriateness. Please let us...
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8 delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut in the shape of a hand giving a middle finger. 
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A dozen of our scratch made Chocolate or Vanilla Vagina Cupcakes! 
 
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