The Inappropriate Pastry Palace
TAKING ORDERS FOR JAN 20TH AND BEYOND!
A collection of all of our most inappropriate baked goods for all of your naughty needs!
Available for pre order only and will not be ready the same day of purchase. ALL inappropriate pastry orders MUST go through our website and will not be taken via message. This is due to volume of orders.
Each order is bagged and tagged and made to look all pretty in a clear cookie bag. Only local delivery is available currently.
LAST DATE TO ORDER FOR 2020 IS DECEMBER 18TH (Due to a renovation in our store to help serve everyone better in a pandemic)
Store is currently under construction and the bakers are baking the cookies for photos.

Inappropriate Cookie Palace
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Booties
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Buttholes
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Christmas
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Cupcakes
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Dicks
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Inappropriate Cookie Palace
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Middle Finger
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Shit Cookies
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Titties
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Vagina
$14.50
Cat Butt Hole Cookie Bag
6 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a cat's ass finished with royal icing.
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$15.00
Vagina Glitter Cookies
6 Delicious sugar cookies cut into the shape of a vagina and finished with royal icing and a touc...
$13.50
Tasty Titties Cookie Bag
4 of our delicious scratch made very large tittie cookies finished with royal icing.
Pre order o...
Pre order o...
$14.00
Bag of Shit Cookie Bags
6 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut into a poop emoji and finished with royal incin...
$13.50
Bag of Booties
4 very large delicious scratch made sugar cookies in the shape of some sweet booties finished wit...
$15.00
The Assorted Bootie Bag
6 assorted inappropriate delicious scratch made sugar cookies finished with royal icing.
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$14.50
Inappropriate Gingerbread Men
Available in a half dozen or a dozen. These are bakers choice on inappropriateness. Please let us...
$35.00
Vag Cakes
A dozen of our scratch made Chocolate or Vanilla Vagina Cupcakes!
Available for pre order only...
Available for pre order only...