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The Inappropriate Pastry Palace

A collection of all of our most inappropriate baked goods for all of your naughty needs! 

 

All of our cookies are made with Ontario flour, Ontario free range eggs, and Ontario Butter. While none of these cookies contain any nuts we are NOT a nut free facility and we bake with nuts often, while we take great care and time to clean our equipment and areas we can not guarantee a nut free cookie in anyway. 

 

Pick up/local delivery ONLY AVAILABLE Wednesday - Friday. As all cookies are baked and created to order and must allow time for cooling and setting.  The bakery is closed Saturday, Sunday & Monday. 

COAST TO COAST SHIPPING IS NOW AVAILABLE!! We can not control the day it arrives. All packages are shipped Canada Post. We ship on Tuesday's and Wednesday's. 

 

ALL ORDERS FOR VALENTINES DAY WILL BE CHANGED TO THE 12TH OF FEBURARY AS WE ARE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS

The Inappropriate Pastry Palace
Have you ever just wanted to send someone a bag of dicks or tell them to eat a dick in the sweete...
Our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a variety of sexual positions finished with royal ici...
6 Delicious sugar cookies cut into the shape of a vagina and finished with royal icing and a touc...
4 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a cat's ass finished with royal icing. 
Pre orde...
4 very large delicious scratch made sugar cookies in the shape of some sweet booties finished wit...
4 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut into a poop emoji and finished with royal icing...
8 delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut in the shape of a hand giving a middle finger. 
Availa...
A dozen of our scratch made Chocolate or Vanilla Vagina Cupcakes! 
 
Available for pre order only...
Our delicious Sugar cookie in the shape of a marijuana leaf that is smoking a joint. 
THIS DOES N...
Our scratch made sugar cookie with royal icing in the porn hub logo
Available in a bag of 4. 

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