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The Inappropriate Pastry Palace

A collection of all of our most inappropriate baked goods for all of your naughty needs! 

PLEASE LEAVE DATE FOR FUTURE ORDERS IN THE NOTES SECTION. ALL ORDERS WILL BE READY AFTER 4PM TUESDAY - FRIDAY.

IF YOU ORDER AND DO NOT SELECT A DAY YOUR COOKIES WILL BE READY THE FOLLOWING BUSINESS DAY AFTER 4PM

FOR OUT OF TOWN ORDERS HEADING AROUND THE PROVINCE THEY ARE SHIPPED OUT THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY AFTER YOUR ORDER! UNLESS IT IS A PRIORITY SHIP, THOSE WILL BE SHIPPED AFTER THE NEXT POSSIBLE PRODUCTION RUN. 

All of our cookies are made with Ontario flour, Ontario free range eggs, and Ontario Butter. While none of these cookies contain any nuts we are NOT a nut free facility and we bake with nuts often, while we take great care and time to clean our equipment and areas we can not guarantee a nut free cookie in anyway. 

The Inappropriate Pastry Palace
Have you ever just wanted to send someone a bag of dicks or tell them to eat a dick in the sweete...
Our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a variety of sexual positions finished with royal ici...
4 of our delicious scratch made very large tittie cookies finished with royal icing. 
Pre order o...
6 Delicious sugar cookies cut into the shape of a vagina and finished with royal icing and a touc...
4 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies in a cat's ass finished with royal icing. 
Pre orde...
4 of our delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut into a poop emoji and finished with royal icing...
4 very large delicious scratch made sugar cookies in the shape of some sweet booties finished wit...
8 delicious scratch made sugar cookies cut in the shape of a hand giving a middle finger. 
Availa...
Our delicious scratch made sugar cookie finished with royal icing
4 cookies per order 
A dozen of our scratch made Chocolate or Vanilla Vagina Cupcakes! 
 
Available for pre order only...

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